names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
|Me:||what are you doing?|
|Future kids:||I solemly swear that I am up to no good|
|Me:||whatever evil you're planning, I'm in.|
So today I was at work and someone asked for a cheese burger with no bun. Just a patty. I work at McDonald’s so we get odd requests like this alot.
But then, FUCKING THEN, the lady puts her purse on the counter and pulls a freaking python out of her fucking bag. I have never screamed so much in…
GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHE FUCKING HAD A PYTHON IN HER FUCKING PURSE AND FED IT A BEEF PATTY ON THE COUNTER AT THE MCDONALDS I WORK AT